ArmEagle asked: Why do servers fail?
Outside of all server buildings are two romanian circuses, and to out compete each other, one of the circuses have given their elephants performance enhancing drugs, but this makes them really aggressive.
At some point one of these elephants broke out of the circus.
They cornered it by the water with their electric glowsticks you use to catch elephants with. Elephants are inherently really afraid of water, so it could either jump into the water or in the server building. The elephant jumped into the building and ran into the server room, where it knocked the servers over.
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