Dru asked: Why is the internet made of cats?

Because cats are the sneakiest creatures on the planet, and cats love boxes. The internet is the biggest box ever, so all cats everywhere went YAY, and fell in love.

But there is a dark side to all this: cats may claim to love the internet just beacause its a giant playground box for them, but its all about control. The cats created the internet to hook us humans on it so they can controll our every movement. When they need petting/food/whatever they just go fetch the nearest human on the internet. They let us believe that we, as humans, are in charge, but no – really it’s the cats that rule us…

Supporting Evidence

But I for one welcome our new cat overlords…


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