Caiden07 asks:

Snails or Walruses? Explain your answer as a fraction of the speed of sausages.

Snails.

Because the average lenght of a sausage, in a random internet dudes fridge is 4 inches (10.16cm) and because light travels 30,000,000,000 cm/1 sec X 60 sec/1 hour = 1,800,000,000,000 cm/1 hour X 1 m/100 cm X 1 km/1000 m = 18,000,000 km/1 hour.
That means you need to listen very carefully: I shall say this only once. Walruses are cuter and The French eat snails, and I like France.


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