Partly due to forgetfulness and partly due to the internet at my home village being almost as fast as a drunk snail, I have neglected podcasts for a while. UNTIL NOW.

Six, yes that’s correct, SIX whole weeks of EXCITING ENTERTAINMENT and AMAZING QUALITY NORTHERN BANTER await you within the hidden depths of this post. What will you find? Giant purple dildos? Or perhaps the greatest ELEVEN HOURS of your entire life! The only way to find out is listen to these podcasts and send $50 CASH to PO BOX 623, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England. Buy one, get five free, it’s a deal you can’t miss out on! What are you waiting for? Pay now! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

PS These will be our last shows for the forseeable future, so I command you to enjoy them.

PPS The final podcast is mostly elementalgirl on her own as I accidentally my headset. Coupled with forgetting to record the first 10 minutes and being forced to end early due to our internet repeatedly dropping out, our final show was a wild ride, 55 minutes of pure awesomeness! Not. But enjoy anyway.



It’s the “let’s wing it” edition of It Is A Mystery featuring a bottle of wine each and no plan whatsoever! Do we manage to maintain sobriety throughout our show? Almost. I’m having difficulty even typing this out, so you should be very, very proud of me.

Ludwig Von Snake
Special thanks to Nighteyes for naming Ludwig Von Snake!

Nobody will ever know what happens in the first 20 minutes of this show. It is lost forever in time. Maybe we revealed the secret to life. If I had remembered to start recording at the beginning of the show, all would have been revealed.

However in the other 100 minutes you can enjoy fine music and quality northern banter (why aye).

Name our mascot snake for fabulous prizes!