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FreakyLlama asks: HYPOTHETICALLY speaking: If you had to marry your [hypothetical or real] sibling to save them from an old witch who lived in a gingerbread house and wanted to turn them into a gerbil so they could perform hideous tricks in her dastardly Circus du Gerbilles, would you do it? Luckily I have only…

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Eaglet Storm asks: What is your oddest/most outrageous interest? The most? …That is not child friendly. Would someone please think of the children? Well, I am, by not telling ūüėČ But so many people know this already ūüėõ Do you want to ask Osku a question? Head over to the¬†Forums. Answers may, or may not…

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PurpleDolly asks: Pirates, Ninjas or Cowboys? All three! Pirates are good at looting and intimidation. Ninjas are sneaky and fast. Cowboys are good at shooting and force. But if I must choose, it’s the Ninja as they best chance of surviving. Do you want to ask Osku a question? Head over to the¬†Forums. Answers may,…

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TheStandardToaster asks: What is your favourite recipe? The choice is hard. Too hard to choose between Mango Cheesecake, Yum Yum Apple Pie or Cheesecake Brownies.   Do you want to ask Osku a question? Head over to the¬†Forums. Answers may, or may not be useful,¬†insightful¬†and/or funny; ‚ÄėAsk Osku‚Äô does not constitute legal advice; users follow…

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GazelleGazelle asks: What are your views on nose-picking-dinosaurs? Ah, the age old question… This has troubled scientists since the dawn of time. My personal view on the topic is that the dinosaurs died out because of frustration and the pain they had on their noses because of the giant boogers they had growing in their…

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The Drunken Lamb asks: What would be your ideal concert line-up (limit of 10 artists)? That depends, are we talking about music or porn? But for the sake of the¬†children¬†I’m gonna assume music is the topic in question. So: Vangelis Aliz√©e Jenni Vartiainen Crash Test Dummies Poest of the Fall Gary Moore Coldplay Greenday Muse…

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Caiden07 asks: Snails or Walruses? Explain your answer as a fraction of the speed of sausages. Snails. Because the average lenght of a sausage, in a random internet dudes fridge is 4 inches (10.16cm) and because light travels 30,000,000,000 cm/1 sec X 60 sec/1 hour = 1,800,000,000,000 cm/1 hour X 1 m/100 cm X 1…

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Philomel asks: What is your computer’s name? I’ve never named my objects, that I reserve for silly people… (I’m looking at you Mr-Potz) But if I was to name my computer it would be Sofia.¬†Definitely¬†Sofia, aaah… Sofia… And thats because, well, kids thats a whole new story ūüėČ   Do you want to ask Osku…

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Anare asked:¬†How did you get your nickname? Sadly I can’t think of any funny or weird answer to this… Odie (from¬†Garfield)= Osku in¬†Finnish.¬†It’s my name, well nickname, but it might as well be real name since I always¬†introduce¬†myself as Osku. I don’t know where it started but I’ve always liked Osku better, only my mom…

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Dru asked: Why is¬†the internet made of cats? Because cats are the sneakiest creatures on the planet, and cats love boxes. The internet is the biggest box ever, so all cats everywhere went YAY, and fell in love. But there is a dark side to all this: cats may claim to love the internet just…